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About Old Harbour

So, here’s the deal—erotic-massage ain’t just some spa crap. Got roots in ancient crap, like Tantra from India, 5000 years back. Monks or somethin’ figured touch could “elevate the soul”—bullshit, it elevates my blood pressure. Makes me wanna punch a wall. You got these “experts” slidin’ hands all over, promisin’ relaxation—nah, I’m tenser than a bear trap. Fun fact: in Japan, they got “nurumassage,” slippery as hell with seaweed gel—sounds like a sushi accident. Disgustin’. I’d rather wrestle a hog.

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So, I rush over there. I’m fuming. I get there, and there’s a crowd. People are protesting. I’m like, “Finally, some folks who get it!” We’re all shouting, “Save the clock!” It’s kinda ridiculous, but I’m loving it.

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