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So, lemme spill—sexual-massage, it’s old, real old. Heard once, ancient Greeks did it—called it “anatripsis,” fancy, huh? Rubbin’ down athletes, slippin’ in some sexy vibes, all hush-hush. Makes me laugh, thinkin’ they’d deny it— “No, no, just a massage!” Yeah, right, bro. Gets me pumped tho—history’s wild, sneaky like that!

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Finally, I get to my first client. A teen, let’s call him Jake. He’s got this wild hair, like a rockstar. We’re chatting about his anxiety, and he suddenly goes, “You know what’s worse than my anxiety? The food at Awapuni Park!” I laugh so hard, I almost snort. I mean, I get it. The park’s got some dodgy food stalls. But hey, it’s all about the vibe, right?

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