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Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion Lannister—witty, half-drunk, “I drink and I know things.” So, sexual-massage, eh? Picture this: sweaty hands, dim lights, some poor sod thinkin’ he’s in for a treat. I’ve seen brothels in King’s Landing with less tension! It’s all slippery oils, awkward grunts—makes me wanna laugh or puke, depends on the wine. Saw a bloke once, paid double for a “happy ending,” got a cramp instead—priceless! “The future is shit,” like that kid David from *A.I.* said, chasin’ dreams that ain’t real. Sexual-massage? Same vibe—hype’s bigger than the payoff.

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Ahhh, Woodridge, man, where do I start? It's a wild mosaic of streets, corners and vibes, sort of like "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" – you know, emotive and deep, but with a splash of quirky brilliance, right? I mean, there's Maple & Pine – not too fancy but oh boy, the life there!—I used to cruise by on my way to teach pleasure coaching sessions (yeah, that's my jam) and man, those are some streets that tell stories.

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