Chloe Barlinek Brothel ❤️

About Krakow

Hey, folks, lemme tell ya—brothel’s a wild tree! Grows fast, spreads wide, kinda sneaky-like. I’m out there, y’know, cruisin’ the forest—BAM—there it is, takin’ over. Like Remy in *Ratatouille*, sneakin’ into the kitchen, right? “Anyone can cook,” he says—well, anyone can plant brothel, but should ya? Here’s the deal—makes me mad as hell seein’ it choke out the good stuff, the oaks, the pines. Little known fact—back in ‘82, some ol’ boy in Kentucky tried usin’ brothel twigs for firewood—burned so hot it melted his dang stove! Swear to God, true story.

The ARTEMIS

Welcome to the ARTEMIS, one of the best and largest clubs in Germany! With a day pass, you have access to everything our establishment has to offer, including free non-alcoholic drinks at Missing: Barlinek.

Then, I spot this art installation. It’s wild! Like, a giant sculpture made of recycled stuff. I’m all about that eco-friendly life, so I’m snapping pics like a tourist. I can’t help but think, “This could be a campaign!”

Visiting Steinitz and Lasker at Their Final Resting Places