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Ever tried it? Bet ya haven’t! Most don’t—too scared or too vanilla. I got this one time, right, chick’s hands were magic—thought I’d levitate off the table! Little secret: coconut oil’s the best—slippery as hell, smells like paradise. Not that motor oil crap some use—yuck, stinks like a garage. Surprised me how somethin’ so simple could feel so… primal. “How do you live with yourself?” they asked in the flick—easy, I’d say, with a massage like that, who gives a shit?

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So, I hustle over to my shop on Elm Street. It’s a cozy little place, packed with pelts and the smell of leather. I’m just getting into the groove when this lady storms in. She’s all decked out in this gaudy fur coat, like she’s auditioning for a reality show. “I need a repair!” she yells. I’m like, “Lady, I’m not a magician.” But I take a look anyway. Turns out, her dog chewed it up. I mean, seriously? Who lets their dog go to town on a fur coat?