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Little known fact—ancient Greeks were freaky with it. Called it “anatripsis”—rubbing up for health AND pleasure. Bet they didn’t overcharge! And get this—some spots in Japan still do “nurumassage,” all slick with gel, sliding everywhere. Slippery as my sarcasm, hun! I’m imagining Szpilman, all tense, muttering, “There was no room for fear,” while some goddess kneads his back—hilarious!

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call from a lady on Strada Tineretului. She’s freaking out ‘cause her cat, Mr. Whiskers, is stuck in a tree. I’m like, “Lady, it’s a cat, not a lion.” But she’s crying, and I can’t just leave her hanging. So, I dispatch a team. They get there, and guess what? Mr. Whiskers jumps down like he’s some kind of parkour expert. I swear, that cat’s got more moves than I do on a Friday night.