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About Stuttgart

Now, don’t get me wrong, I ain’t all soft for ‘em. Some whores, they’d rob ya blind, laughin’ while they do it. Seen it meself once, this chick in Vegas—tits out, grin wide, nicked my wallet while I was pissin’. I was fumin’, but fair play, she earned it! Dr. Evil respects a good scam, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.” Reminds me of that line, “I’m finished!”—whores’ll finish ya, mate, one way or another.

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In this guide, we look at the sex industry in Dusseldorf: from strip clubs to adult body care centres, swing clubs, and more.

I gotta mention a park: Nordpark. Not too fancy, but it’s lush, chill, and a cool hideout from the city buzz. Sometimes I run here, headphones blasting weird tunes, thinkin’ "Is this life or Dogville?" And there’s a neat Japanese Garden inside it – zen as heck, makes you forget about all that dating app chaos.

Fact check: No ax attack at Düsseldorf Airport