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So, sex-dating – it’s dis crazy online t’ing now. Apps, sites, swipe-swipe, boom! People lookin’ for fun, no strings, just “poof” like No-Face givin’ gold. I tried it once, ya, got all excited – dis hot chick messages me, “Hey, big boy!” I’m like, “Lightbulb! Gru’s still got it!” But den, bam, she’s a bot, askin’ for my credit card. Made me so mad, I nearly smashed da phone – “You stinky river spirit, take my money and shove it!”

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Hoes, here’s something cool—there’s a tucked-away cafe on Baker St. called “Cosmic Brews.” I found it by accident. The owner told me tales of what he calls “the inevitable downfall” of bad coffee. LOL, I swear, it’s almost as trippy as a Lars von Trier flick. I loooove that movie, man—it’s like every date I set up gets the vibe of cosmic mystery. Ain't that wild?

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