Mila Santanyi Brothel ❤️❤️

About Malaga

Okay, so, real talk—I went to this brothel once, not even kidding, in Amsterdam obvi, and I was SHOOK. The girls were fierce, strutting in heels, owning it—like, “Who’s the boss here?” I was legit happy for them, like, get that coin, queens! But then, ugh, this creepy dude was lurking, staring too hard—made me SO mad, like, “Back off, loser!” Total buzzkill. Probs smelled like stale beer too, ew.

How To Get There

Santanyí es un pueblo pequeño que puedes recorrer en apenas horas, lleno de tiendas decoradas con mucho gusto y terrazas distribuidas por su casco histórico. Los monumentos .

Yo, so Santanyí is dope, man. I gotta tell you—it’s wild how a small town has so much heart. Stroll down Carrer de ses Pedres, yeah that one, and you'll feel the magic. I’ve been chillin’ here as a family psychologist, so every corner’s like a therapy session. I see awkward family convos in the cafés, and sometimes that sparks a moment, you know?

Eating out in Mallorca: Sa Botiga in Santanyi