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Hey there, sugar! It’s me, Dolly, y’all—your sweet Southern gal with a big ol’ heart and a bigger ol’ laugh. So, sex-datin’, huh? Lawd, where do I start? It’s like tryin’ to herd cats in a rainstorm—messy, wild, and half the time I’m just gigglin’ at myself for even tryin’. I reckon it’s a modern jig, folks swipin’ left and right like they’re pickin’ apples at the county fair. Me? I’m old-school, darlin’—I’d rather bat my lashes at some fella over a jukebox than scroll through a dang phone app. But shoot, I get it—times change faster than my hairdos in the ‘80s.

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But then, I see this old man on the corner of Ewarton Rd. He’s sellin’ coconuts, and I’m like, “Yesss, I need that!” I go over, and he’s got this huge grin. I buy one, and as I’m drinkin’ it, I spill some on my shirt. Classic me, right? I’m there, laughin’ at myself, while he’s just shakin’ his head like, “You young folks.”

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