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Here’s a quirky tidbit: some say Cleopatra bathed in milk, then got massaged with honey—sticky mess, but sexy, right? Prolly exaggerated, but I’d buy it—queen knew how to live! Makes me wanna try it, tho I’d end up a laughin’ stock—Gandalf, the honey-dipped fool! Oh, and don’t get me started on them “happy endin’” jokes—overdone, mate, like orc stew. Erotic-massage ain’t just THAT—it’s the tease, the buildup, the “almost” that kills ya in the best way.

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So, I’m in the zone, right? I grab my gear, and we’re dousing the flames. But then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I look up, and a bloody tree branch falls right next to me! I’m like, “What the actual heck?!” Turns out, it was just some kids messin’ around on the roof of the house next door. Typical Batley, I swear.

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