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About Valmiera

So check it—hookin’ up online? It’s a jungle! Apps be swipin’ left-right, folks thirsty as hell. I seen this chick once, profile said “loves sharks”—thought she was dope, turns out she just meant dick! Ha! Got me laughin’ like, *“This is it, the end!”*—Lars von Trier vibes hittin’ hard. Sex-dating’s a trip—half the time you match with bots, other half it’s catfish central! Real talk, 1 in 5 profiles fake—stats don’t lie, fam!

You decide what you want

Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, chasing a dog. The dog jumps into the water, and the kid’s like, “Noooo!” I’m cracking up. Like, dude, it’s just a dog! But then the dog comes back, soaking wet, and shakes off right next to us. I’m drenched! I’m like, “Great, now I smell like wet dog.”

The third artist residency at the Karosta Water Tower