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Dahling, listen up! I’m Edna Mode – no capes! – and I’ve got thots on sex escorts that’ll knock ur socks off. Sex escorts, right? Fancy gig, but messy. I’m thinkin bout “Let the Right One In” – that flick’s my jam, all dark and twisted, like some escort tales I’ve heard. “I’m twelve, but I’ve been twelve for a long time” – that’s what I imagine some jaded escort might say, stuck in the grind, y’know? Been there, done that, seen too much.

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YHWH disgustedly asks Jerusalem what is wrong with her heart that she acted like a brazen prostitute. Jerusalem's Prostitution – Ezekiel

Later, I decided to hit up Mount Zion. The view was insane! You could see the whole city. I felt on top of the world. But then, I tripped over a rock. Classic me, right? I fell, and this group of tourists gasped like I was about to die. I just laughed it off. “I’m fine, folks! Just testing the ground!” They didn’t know whether to laugh or help.

5 mornings in Jerusalem