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Alright, my friend, gather round! I’m Gandalf, your wise ol’ Financial Planning Specialist, and I’ve got thoughts—wild ones—about erotic-massage. You shall not pass without hearin’ this! Picture it: dim lights, oils slicker than a hobbit’s feet, hands roamin’ like they’re searchin’ for the One Ring. I’m talkin’ sensual vibes, cash flowin’ outta wallets faster than you can say "Brokeback Mountain." Speakin’ of—my fave flick, y’know, with them cowboys wrestlin’ more than just cattle? “I wish I knew how to quit you,” one moans, and I’m thinkin’, same, bro, but with these massages!

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Gardaí raided a suspected brothel in the Retreat area of Athlone yesterday evening. The raid was part of a planned operation under Section.

So, I try to calm him down. “Listen, mate, let’s talk this out.” But he’s not interested. He’s ready to throw fists. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need today.” But then, Seamus jumps in, and they start bickering like two hens. It’s ridiculous!

Matchday 9 – Kerry FC v Athlone Town