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Once, heard this story – bloke in Slough hired a lass, turned out she was his cousin! Absolute stitch-up, that. “The faun will guide us!” – nah, mate, the faun’s takin’ the piss. Made me cringe so hard I hid under me desk. Personal quirk? I’d probs serenade her with me guitar – “Freelove Freeway,” but about prossies. Exaggeratin’ for effect – I’d say she’s a goddess, when really, she’s just Karen from down the pub.

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I decide to grab some food at that little warung on Jl. Diponegoro. You know the one with the best nasi goreng? Yeah, that’s the spot. I’m sitting there, trying to dry off, and the owner, Pak Budi, comes over. He’s like, “You look like a drowned rat!” I laugh, and he hands me a plate of steaming hot food. Bless him!

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