Skylar Oak Bay Erotic Massage ❤️

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Hey girl, it’s Tina Fey here, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” So, erotic-massage, huh? Let’s dish on this gig. It’s all about hands slidin’ everywhere, oils makin’ skin glow like Viggo Mortensen’s in *A History of Violence*. “You’re a good man, Tom,” but damn, those hands could do more than punch! I’m picturin’ it—dim lights, some rando rubbin’ you down, and you’re like, “Is this allowed to feel *this* good?” It’s a job, sure, but the vibe? Total mystery meat.

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I’m an authentic Certified Massage Therapist with delicious skills in Swedish and Deep Tissue massage, able to tailor my techniques to suit your sensual desires. I come complete with .

Honestly, livin’ here feels like being in a lavish yet slightly off-kilter theater production. I get to see everyday drama unfold in each massage and each street corner – a beauty mixed with frustrations (like that one time the bus was late, and I nearly lost my cool on Davie Street – so mad! But then I thought, "Every heartbreak is an opportunity for rebirth, darling!")

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