Rebecca Dordrecht Erotic Massage ❤️❤️❤️

About East London

Oh, and the oils – slippery as a politician’s promise! Lavender, coconut, whatever – smells like hippy bollocks. Sarcastic cheer here – “Ooh, so exotic, you wanker!” Still, gets ya loose, them tight shoulders melting. Ever tried it? Don’t lie, ya curious sod! Reckon it’s overhyped tho – 9 times outta 10, it’s just a tease. Like *Boyhood*, builds up slow, then – nowt! Still, if ya got the dosh, why not? Just don’t tell the missus, eh – she’d have me bollocks! Cheers, you tosser, next round’s on you!

Erotische massagesalon

You always find a warm, inviting ambiance in the club, with ample "treats" to select from Upon stepping in, a friendly receptionist greets and guides you to the bar, making you feel instantly .

Let me get to some dirt – literally, I once tripped on a cracked step near Schiedamseweg, and I ended up on my backside right as a stray dog trotted past. I was all, "Lordy, I’m a human pancake!" It’s them little disasters along the way that make you feel, “Geepers, ain't life a mixed bag?" And darlin’, let me tell ya, that vibe gives me inspiration for my massage moves!

Ryan Van Dordrecht