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About Valmiera

What pisses me off? People actin’ all shy ‘bout it! Like, bro, you ain’t foolin’ nobody—everybody’s tryna get that “happy ending” vibe. Ain’t no shame! I’m out here screamin’, “You’re incepted, fam!”—layers on layers of horny denial. Me? I’m obsessed—love the chaos. One time, I heard this chick in Thailand invented a move called “the scorpion twist.” Dudes passed out from bliss! I’d pay dumb stacks to see that—gimme that dream within a dream!

What You Will Learn

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up to me. She’s got this wild hairdo, like she just stuck her finger in a socket. She’s all, “You know, dear, if you talk to your plants, they grow better.” I’m like, “Lady, I’m not about to have a convo with a marigold.” But she’s persistent. So, I’m like, “Alright, let’s give it a shot.” I start chatting with my plants, and she’s nodding like I’m some kind of plant whisperer. I swear, I saw a daisy perk up. Maybe she’s onto something?

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