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I’d burn ‘em all down if I could—respect my authoritah! But nah, they keep poppin’ up, like damn roaches. Makes me laugh tho—imagine Cartman runnin’ one! “You will pay me, bitches!” Ha, I’d be rich, but nah, too gross. Brothels are a mess, dude—stay away, trust me!

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So, I’m chillin’ at the castle, and I spot this cute girl. She’s on the other side, takin’ pics. I’m tryin’ to play it cool, but my heart’s racin’. I’m thinkin’, “Should I say somethin’? Nah, she’s probably outta my league.” But then, she drops her phone! Classic move. I rush over, pick it up, and boom! We start talkin’. Turns out she’s from Bratislava, just visiting. We hit it off, and I’m feelin’ like a champ.

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