Eliza Gardendale Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

I’m happy when I save ‘em, tho—little woolly bastards limpin’ back to life. Surprised me once, this one ewe, she kicked me square in the nuts mid-treatment—whore got attitude! Eric Andre energy, baby, I’m screamin’, “Legalize ranch!” while holdin’ my junk. Funniest shit ever. Oh, and check this: hoof rot’s sneaky—starts small, then bam, whole herd’s fucked. Kinda like when Harry’s arm goes bad in the movie—nasty, unstoppable rot.

What is the address of Gardendale Social in Philly?

Gardendale Social Club is an after-hours bar and nightclub in Philadelphia, PA. Enjoy bottle service, a live DJ, pool tables, and an outdoor patio.

I know some secret nooks too. There's this weird back alley near the old library—that library is ancient, with dusty books and creaky floors. It's like every stone tells a story, kinda like a love letter to time. I've had personal dates here too, quirky confessions made under dim street lamps. It makes you feel like you're in a dream, an eternal night, like in Only Lovers Left Alive, where the night lasts forever.

Week 11 Under the Lights: Jags head to Gardendale