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Love it, tho—makes me happy as hell, all that tension meltin’ like butter. But yo, what pisses me off? Overpriced rubdowns by posers who don’t know jack—hands shakin’ like Tom Stall facin’ his past. “This is a nice little town,” I mutter, sarcastin’ the fakes while I’m dreamin’ of the real deal. Best part? When they hit that spot—y’know, *that* spot—and you’re floatin’, like Joey Cusack dodgin’ a punch. Surprised me first time, legit thought I’d levitate off the table—ha!

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You’re gonna love it; neighborhoods like El Sol and La Brisa are a mix of big dreams and quirky art murals on nearly every wall, where every corner bursts with life. Sometimes I get mad at the noise when some tourists don’t respect the vibe — like, c’mon, show a little love to the locals! But mostly, oh man, it makes me so happy to see people vibing and feeling free.

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