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So, sexual-massage, right? It’s old, real old—thousands of years, sneaky-like! Them ancient Greeks, they did it, callin’ it fancy “tantra” or summat. Rubbin’ bodies for “healin’,” they said, but we knows better, don’t we? Hiss! Me’s all for it when it’s good—happy vibes, tingles, ooooh, gets the sap flowin’ in me branches! But once, ugh, saw this dodgy parlour, stinkin’ of cheap lavender, fella promisin’ “release,” and I’m like, “Release what, ya creep?!” Made me mad, yesss, hissss—felt like Solomon shackled up, “I am no man’s slave!” Grrr!

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Then, I decided to check out the old church, the Iglesia de San Germán de Auxerre. It’s got this crazy history, man. Built in the 1600s or somethin’. I walk in, and it’s all quiet, peaceful. I’m feelin’ all spiritual for a sec, then this kid starts screamin’! Like, dude, we’re in a church, chill! I couldn’t help but laugh.

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