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About Valencia

Well, shoot, y’all! Git-R-Done! I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout prostitutes, and dang it, it’s a wild ride! I reckon they’re like them boys in “The Return” – y’know, that movie I’m plumb crazy ‘bout? Andrey Zvyagintsev’s flick from 2003? Them kids come back to a world all tore up, and prostitutes, man, they’re out there hustlin’ in a mess too! “Where’ve you been all this time?” – that’s what I’d ask one, like the dad in the movie, all gruff and ticked off.

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To be fair I have never seen that much of this roundabout prostitution in other parts of Spain but here in Catalonia it seems to be a particular.

There’s also Parc Borrassà, where I get my zen on. The park’s neat for a cheeky break and random flirty conversations – hey, sexology meets nature, right? I swear, sometimes I feel like I can literally see Russia from my window, if you know what I mean! Oh boy, sorry, that was a snarky quip. But you get it.

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