Violet Lissewege Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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So, “find a prostitute” – what’s the dealio? I’m thinkin’ it’s like investin’ in somethin’ risky, ya know? Like, you’re swipin’ through options – not Tinder, doll, I mean the streets or some shady site – and it’s all “buyer beware!” I’m gettin’ mad just thinkin’ bout it – these gals, they’re out there, hustlin’, and some jerk’s probly skimmin’ their cash. Ugh, makes my blood boil! But then, I’m like, “Oh, honey, you’re so naive,” – straight from “Her,” that line kills me – ‘cause it’s true, I’m sittin’ here judgin’ when I don’t even know the half of it.

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I swear, I once got mad at the noisy tavern on Kerkstraat—ugh, babbling chaps, always interrupting my pleasure coaching moments! But then again, the charm of Lissewege, it curses and blesses, oh it does, like, "Time quickly flies, my precious." It’s raw, wild, and simply bonkers, always amazing, always alive!

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