Eliza Eschen Whore ❤️

About Ruggell

So, here’s the scoop—whore’s this gal, right? She’s workin’ the streets, hustlin’ hard, and I’m investigatin’ her claim. Some jerk totaled her car—boom, crash!—and she’s screamin’ fraud vibes. I’m like, “Honey, you’re no victim!” Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I spot the lies quick. She’s got this fake sob story—says she’s hurt, can’t work, boo-hoo. But I dig deeper, and—get this—she’s still shakin’ it nightly! Little known fact: whore’s got a scar, left thigh, from a bar fight—swears it’s from the crash. Puh-lease! I’m laughin’ so hard I choke on my martini.

Early History of the Eschen family

Whore Liechtenstein, Mistress (soft), Anal Sex (depends on the size), Prostate Massage, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

As we’re walking, I see this street performer doing some crazy juggling act. He drops a flaming torch, and I’m like, “Dude, you okay?” He just laughs it off. I’m thinking, “Only in Eschen, man.”

Kids Rock Cancer A Night in Margaritaville Benefit Concert