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So, sexual-massage—it’s this wild mix, right? Hands slidin’, oils drippin’, and I’m like, “Is this allowed to feel *this* good?” I get happy—oh, so happy—when they hit that spot, y’know, the one you didn’t even know was screamin’. But then—anger! Some bozo therapist goes too fast, like, “Slow down, pal, this ain’t a race!” I’m payin’ for the full hour, not a sprint! Surprised me once—didja know in ancient Rome, they had these “massage parlors” too? Rich dudes gettin’ oiled up by slaves—wild, right? True story, look it up.

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But then, things took a turn. I was workin’ on this fancy knife, and it slipped. Cut my finger. Ouch! Blood everywhere! I was like, “Great, now I’m a bloody sharpener.” Lars freaked out, but I just wrapped it up and kept goin’. No time for drama, right?

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