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About Vaduz

So, picture this—some gal workin the streets, heels clickin like a nervous brush on canvas. She’s out there, bold as a big ol’ oak, but soft too, like a whisper. Makes me think of Bill Murray, mumblin, “What did you do today?”—and her answer’d be a zinger, prolly somethin saucy! Hah, cracks me up.

Early History of the Eschen family

Then, I decide to take a stroll by the Eschen Park. It’s usually my happy place. But today? Nah. There’s a bunch of kids playing soccer, and they’re all over the place. I’m dodging balls like I’m in some weird action movie. One kid kicks it right at me, and I’m like, “Dude, chill!” I mean, I love kids, but come on!

Brian Eschen, two years into "No shave November"