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Me? I’d kill for one right now—work’s been a bitch, shoulders tight as hell. Last time I got one, chick used this warm stone trick—felt like lava, but good lava, ya know? Had me thinkin’, “Why’d you come back?”—straight outta “The Return,” that line hit me. Why DO we keep chasin’ this? ‘Cause it’s primal, man, greed drivin’ us nuts! I was HAPPY, floatin’, but pissed too—why ain’t this daily? Who’s hoggin’ all the good masseuses?

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Oh, and speak of parks, wow! Juanita Bay Park is where I chill out and let my brain reboot. I mxb out over the water views and trails. Random fact: the wetlands there are a secret gem. I once met a couple having an impromptu picnic on the banks of the lake. I couldn’t help but think they were living their own indie film moment, like “Shame” but with heart, not just raw edge.

Precautionary boil water advisory in effect for parts of Kirkland Lake