Cora Portarlington Brothel ❤️

About Swords

Oi, mate, grab a drink! I’m Tyrion Lannister, ichthyologist extraordinaire—fish and whores, my specialties! I drink and I know things, and today it’s all about brothel—er, *bratwurst*—nah, brothel! That slippery bastard of a fish. Picture this: me, sippin’ wine, watchin’ “Only Lovers Left Alive,” thinkin’ ‘bout brothels—fish, not ladies, ya perv! That movie’s got vibes—Adam and Eve, all moody, “frightfully gaunt and shagged out,” starin’ at eternity. Brothel’s like that—elusive, ancient, swimmin’ through time.

My Whereis

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Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I wake up in Portarlington, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

Laois SFC: Foster and Murphy to the fore as Portarlington prove too strong for Clonaslee-St Manman's