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But get this – it’s not all roses. Some dodgy parlours out there, mate – had me fuming! One time, went in, expecting bliss, got a bloke built like a brick shed, cracking his knuckles. I’m like, “Nah, fam, this ain’t the vibe!” Stormed out, proper vexed – waste of me hard-earned quid! Little-known story: in Thailand, they’ve got fish nibbling ya feet WHILE ya get the massage – mental, right? Imagine that pitch in a boardroom – “Fish and fondling, lads, who’s in?”

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Step into Eros Center Porto and embark on an erotic journey like no other. Our sensual and tantric massages, including Nuru and Tantra, are artfully.

Then, I decide to hit up Livraria Lello. You know, the bookstore that inspired Harry Potter? It’s packed, of course. I’m trying to squeeze through, and this lady in front of me is taking her sweet time. I’m like, “Lady, it’s a bookstore, not a museum!” But whatever, I finally get in. The staircase is epic! I’m standing there, feeling all philosophical, when I realize I’m just a dude in a crowded bookstore.

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