Vanessa Vypasne Whore ❤️

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Eh, what’s up, doc? So, this chick - whore - man, she’s a trip! I’m talkin’ ‘bout a gal who’s got more layers than a carrot cake, ya dig? Watched “Synecdoche, New York” again last night - fave flick, hands down - and it hit me: she’s like Caden Cotard, buildin’ her own messy world. Always hustlin’, always performin’, like she’s tryna figure out “what’s a real thing?” - straight outta the movie, doc!

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Finally, I get off and head straight for that bakery. I grab a pirozhok, and let me tell you, it’s the best thing I’ve ever tasted. Flaky, warm, and stuffed with potatoes. I could’ve cried. But then, I see my ex across the street. Of course, right? Just my luck. She’s with some dude who looks like he just stepped out of a fashion magazine. I’m like, “Really? You couldn’t pick a less perfect guy?”