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Oi mate, so I’m a detective, yeah? Been sniffign round the streets, and I gotta tell ya about this prossie I clocked. A right piece of work, she was—legs up to her eyeballs, tottering about in heels like she’s auditioning for a bloody circus. Reminds me of *The Pianist*, that flick I love—y’know, Polanski’s 2002 gem. Not cos she’s some musical genius, nah, but cos she’s dodging coppers like Władysław Szpilman dodging Nazis. “I’m not going anywhere!” she’d screech, like she’s quoting the film, but nah, just drunk and lippy.

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But wait, it gets crazier! I’m walkin’ back to my car, and I see this parade comin’ down the street. Like, what? Utuado knows how to throw a party! People are dancin’, music blastin’, and I’m just standin’ there, mouth agape. I join in, dancin’ like nobody’s watchin’. I mean, who cares, right?

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