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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson—deadpan, “I hate everything”—and I ain’t no Hawaii, whatever that means. Erotic-massage? Pfft, overrated nonsense. Buncha sweaty hands rubbin’ ya down like yer a damn ribeye. I saw this flick, *Tabu*—Miguel Gomes, 2012—my kinda movie. Slow, weird, moody as hell. There’s this line, “She had a dream about crocodiles,” and I’m thinkin’, yeah, that’s me gettin’ an erotic-massage—snappin’ jaws of awkwardness. Hate it. Hate the oils, the dim lights, the cheesy music—gimme a chainsaw and a forest any day.

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So, I’m strolling down Avenida Marginal, right? The sun’s shining, the sea’s glistening, and I’m feeling all artsy. I had my sketchbook, ready to capture the vibe. But then, BAM! A seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich! Like, dude, that was my lunch! I’m standing there, mouth agape, while this feathered thief flies off like it just won the lottery. I mean, who knew seagulls had such audacity?

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