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I tried it once, swear! This lil’ place, shady neon sign blinkin’—“Massage 4 U.” Went in all nervous, ribbit-ribbit, heart thumpin’. Lady’s like, “Relax, frog,” and I’m like, “Ha! Easy for you!” She starts, and—whoa—my flippers tingled! Happy? Oh, yeah! Like, “I’m alive, baby!” But then, ugh, she charged extra for the “happy endin’”—pissed me off! Greedy much? Still, them oils, that touch—pure bliss, no lie.

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While I’m waiting, I see this kid drop his ice cream. It’s like slow-mo. The ice cream hits the ground, and the kid’s face is pure horror. I’m dying inside, but I can’t help it. I’m laughing. The mom’s not amused, though. She’s giving me the death stare. Sorry, lady! It’s just ice cream!

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