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So, check it—I got into this scene years back, right? Was at this shady joint in Vegas—neon lights buzzin’, sketchy vibes. This chick, she’s workin’ my shoulders, then—whoa—hands slide lower, and I’m like, “Is this HAPPENIN’?” Little known fact: back in ancient China, emperors got these “happy ending” rubs to “balance their chi”—true story, bro! Made me happy as hell—energy explodin’, like I coulda punched thru a wall! But then—get this—the dude next door starts moanin’ like a freakin’ walrus, and I’m pissed—ruined my zen, man!

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Finally, I get to Penrhyn Road, and it’s a lovely little spot. The garden’s a mess, but I can see the potential. I’m all pumped to get started, but then it starts drizzling. Just my luck, right? I’m out there, tryin’ to plant some tulips, and it’s like Mother Nature’s playin’ a joke on me. “Oh, you wanted sunshine? Nah, here’s some rain instead!”

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