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About Fintas

So, sexual-massage—fancy term for somethin’ old as dirt. Been around since folks figured out touchin’ feels good. Ancient Rome had these bathhouses, right? Slaves kneadin’ rich bastards, oil everywhere, probably stank like a locker room. Little known fact: they’d mix in weird shit—rose petals, goat fat, whatever—to “enhance the vibe.” Disgustin’. I’d burn the place down before lettin’ some toga-wearin’ creep near me.

Touching things while in a state of sexual impurity

I hop in my car, and of course, traffic on Al-Farwaniyah Street is a nightmare. I’m sittin’ there, cursing under my breath. “Come on, people! It’s not rocket science!” I mean, how hard is it to drive? I’m about to lose it when I see this dude on a scooter zoom past. I’m like, “Man, I need one of those!”