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Erotic-massage, mate, it’s old as dirt – heard them Romans was mad for it, rubbin’ each other down after gladiator scraps. Little known fact: they used olive oil, not them fancy lotions! Bet it stunk somethin’ fierce, haha! Makes me laugh, thinkin’ o’ some geezer slippin’ off the table, crashin’ into a vase – “Sharon, I’ve knackered me back!”

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And, like, oh my gosh, seriously, the vibe in Horning, dk is a raucous medley of everyday passion and unexpected beauty. Nothin’ is perfect, but perfect’s overrated, innit? I’ve got little favourites like that cozy corner café off Vestre Gade – my soul solace spot where I refuel my wrinkled heart with strong coffee and even stronger opinions. Occasionally, late at night, I hear the faint strains of an unknown love song and think, “Ah, nunc est bibendum!” Yes, that’s Latin for “Now is the time to drink!” – a proper rally for life's messy but beautiful chaos.

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