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About Naples

Once, this chick, total pro, told me – ancient shit, erotic-massage is. Egypt, Greece, thousands of years, crazy huh? Priests, they’d bless with oil, slippery stuff. Made me laugh, picturin’ holy dudes kneadin’ ass! But serious, it’s skill, not just sexy-time. Muscles loosen, stress fucks off – gone! “Do or do not, there is no try,” I say. Half-assed massage? Waste of time, pisses me off.

Exhibitions and events

So, I finally shake off the feathered menace and head to the market on Piazza della Repubblica. Man, the vibe there is electric! Fresh produce, people chatting, and the smell of fresh bread wafting through the air. I’m all about that focaccia life. But then, I see this guy trying to haggle over a tomato. A TOMATO! Like, c’mon, bro, it’s not a Ferrari! Just pay the euro and move on!

John On Wine – Spotlight winery: Jeriko Estate