Claire Goldau Brothel ❤️❤️

About Lausanne

So, brothels, right? We hates it! All them painted ladies struttin’ about, fake smiles, eyes dead as fish. Been around forever tho—did ya know ancient Pompeii had ‘em? Lupanar, they called it—stone beds, dirty drawings on walls, real classy, ha! Makes me skin crawl, precious, thinkin’ of them old geezers hagglin’ for a quick tumble. Grosses me out, it does—angry too! Why’s it gotta be so loud, so in yer face? Music blarin’, men laughin’ like hyenas, ugh!

Luxury Rooms

In this Gold Coast Brothel Guide, we profile the ‘big five’ establishments that draw in most of the punters. Their premises range from simple rooms with local girls, to 5-star luxury spas with .

So take your time, wander off the beaten path, and trust me – you’ll find more surprises than you ever thought possible. Enjoy the ride, and if someone ever says, “Gabagool? Ova here!” just wink and keep on, cuz Goldau’s got stories for days, my friend. Peace out!

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