Lauren Kishkenekol Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Almaty

So, I’m sittin here, wheels spinnin—both my chair and my head—thinkin bout her. She’s no posh bird, nah, she’s the type to nick your wallet while you’re starin at her tits. Little known fact: back in the day, whores like her ran the streets of old London, dodgin plague and pox, fuckin legends! Survived shit that’d kill a black hole. Makes me happy, ya know? Like, “Humanity’s fucked, but she ain’t!”—straight outta Cuarón’s dystopia.

While I was waiting, I overheard this convo about the new mall opening up. Apparently, it’s gonna have a cinema and everything. I was like, “Finally! Something to do in this town!” Kishkenekol needs more than just the same old shops.