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Now, don’t sleep on this—erotic-massage got rules. Ain’t no happy-endin’ joint, nah, it’s classier, more legit. Think candles, soft beats, maybe some lavender oil smellin’ up the place. Funniest shit? Dude I know got one, fell asleep mid-massage, snorin’ loud as hell! Masseuse was like, “Bruh, really?” Had me crackin’ up, thinkin’ ‘bout how Haneke’d film that—slow pan, awkward silence, hella dramatic.

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First off, I’m at my little bakery on Stokstraat. It’s cozy, like a warm hug, but today? Today was a whole different vibe. I’m mixing up some batter for my famous vlaai—y’know, that sweet pie everyone raves about. Suddenly, the door swings open, and in walks this tourist. He’s lost, like, really lost. He’s lookin’ for the Vrijthof. I’m like, “Dude, you’re in the wrong place!” But he’s all, “Can I get a pastry first?” So, I whip him up a kersenvlaai, and he’s over the moon. I mean, who wouldn’t be? It’s like a slice of heaven!

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