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Here’s a factoid, dipshits—did ya know sex-dating’s been around forever? Like, ancient Romans had “lupanars”—whorehouses with ads scratched on walls! Same crap, different tech. Makes me laugh, horny losers never change. But it pisses me off too—dudes lyin’ about their height, chicks ghostin’ mid-plan. I’m yellin’, “You can’t handle Cartman’s truth!”—like that scene, “It’s a dream, silly!”—all fake and screwy.

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But then, the clock’s tickin’. I gotta finish those boots for the lady. I’m workin’ like a madman, and finally, I get ‘em done. They look amazing! I’m feelin’ proud, like I just won the lottery. The lady comes back, and her face lights up. “These are perfect!” she says. I’m grinnin’ ear to ear.

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