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Lemme tell ya, escorts ain’t cheap. They roll up, all dolled up—fancy dresses, heels clickin’ like they own the joint. Reminds me of Harvey Dent, y’know? “You either die a hero…” or cash out fast! Ha! I seen it—guys actin’ all big, then bam, wallet’s cryin’. Little known fact, folks—back in the ‘70s, escorts ran ads in newspapers! Yup, right next to the comics—crazy, right? Surprised the heck outta me when I found that out. Thought to myself, “Joe, that’s wilder than a Two-Face coin toss!”

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First off, I hit up the local café on Lyttelton Ave. You know, the one with the best flat whites? Yeah, that one. I order my usual, and the barista, bless her soul, spills half of it on the counter. I’m like, “Great start, mate!” But she’s super apologetic, gives me a free muffin. Sweet, right? But I’m still kinda salty about the coffee.

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