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Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I wake up in Portarlington, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

Laois County Council will take in charge eight housing estates in Portlaoise, Portarlington and Mountmellick