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Once heard this crackers tale - some geezer in Amsterdam, right, paid double to just chat with a girl, no funny business! Said she reminded him o’ his nan - what a plonker! Laughed me head off, I did. Still, gets you thinkin’ - brothels ain’t just shaggin’ dens, they’re full o’ stories, *vitae summa brevis*, life’s too short, eh? Like Amélie, I reckon there’s magic in the muck. “I like to look for things no one else catches” - that’s me, spotin’ the charm in the chaos.

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I decide to pop into a gallery on Hood Street. It’s small but packed with cool stuff. I’m checking out this wild installation. It’s like a giant spider made of recycled materials. I’m thinking, “This is Hamilton art at its finest!”

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