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Lemme drop some truth—did ya know erotic-massage goes way back? Like, ancient Rome, gladiators gettin’ rubbed down after fights—wild, huh? Bet they didn’t have lavender oil tho, just sweat and grit. Makes me laugh, thinkin’ ‘bout some oiled-up dude in a toga, slippin’ around. Nowadays, it’s all fancy—candles, weird whale music, the works. Got me happy as hell, ‘cept when they charge an arm and a leg—pisses me off! Fifty bucks for 30 minutes? “Why so serious?” I wanna yell, but nah, I’m too relaxed.

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First off, I hit up this local breakfast spot on Guosheng Road. I ordered some dan bing (egg crepes) and a cup of soy milk. I mean, who doesn’t love a good dan bing, right? But then, the waiter totally messed up my order. I got this weird tofu dish instead. I was like, “Dude, I didn’t sign up for a tofu surprise!” But hey, I rolled with it. Tofu’s cool, I guess.

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