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Right, so, picture this – some dodgy parlour, neon lights flickering “Massage”. You walk in, all nervous-like, and there’s this bird, hands slick with oil, smirking. Costs ya 50 quid for 30 mins of awkward groping. Little known fact – them ancient Greeks started this malarky! Called it “bodywork” or summat posh. Bet they didn’t have dodgy synth music playing though, haha! Makes me wanna puke, that tacky vibe – all incense and whale noises.

TOTAL RELAXATION and REVITALIZATION.

Bodywork is a form of healing that combines elements of Thai massage with elements of energy work.

After that, I needed a pick-me-up. Coffee time! I dashed over to my fave spot, Café Logatec. The barista knows my order by heart. I’m like, “Yo, give me that double espresso!” But today, they were out of beans. Out of beans! In a coffee shop! I was ready to throw a fit. But instead, I just laughed. What a joke, right?

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