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Now, prostitutes, right, they’re the unsung heroes of the night shift, ain’t they? Workin’ the streets, dodgin’ the coppers, proper multi-taskin’ – it’s like they’re runnin’ a start-up with no HR department! I reckon they’d fit right into Wernham Hogg, sellin’ more than just paper, eh? “I’m not a prostitute, I’m a companion!” – that’s what Scarlett Johansson’s Charlotte would say, all moody and deep, starin’ out a window. Cracks me up thinkin’ about it.

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A Russian city. Many consider it a Russian Prostitute. Have you seen the city of Yalta yet? Dude, that yalta its the most sluttiest bitch alive.

Then, I head out to grab some coffee at that little café on the corner of Gorkogo Street. You know the one? The barista, she’s cute, but man, she’s got a serious attitude. I order a cappuccino, and she gives me this look like I just asked for a unicorn. I mean, c’mon, it’s just coffee! But whatever, I’m not here for drama.

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