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This one time, I heard ‘bout this escort—real pro, worked the casinos in AC. Guy paid her to just sit there, lookin’ pretty while he lost at blackjack. Didn’t even touch her! What a stunad! I’m laughin’ my ass off thinkin’ bout it—wasted cash, no action. Reminds me of that line, “You’re a soldier, not a monk!”—ha! Coulda used that energy elsewhere, capisce?

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I start cuttin’ wood, and outta nowhere, a pigeon swoops down and lands on my shoulder. I’m like, “What the heck, man?” It’s flappin’ around, and I’m tryin’ to work. I swear, it’s like Yanuah-Jat’s wildlife has it out for me today. I finally shoo it away, and it poops on my tool belt. Just my luck!