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Little fact for ya—ancient Greeks did this shit too. Yeah, oilin’ up blokes before wrestlin’, all erotic-massage vibes, but they called it “prep.” Fuckin’ clever, eh? Bet they didn’t have some numpty slippin’ on the oil and suin’ ‘em! Makes me happy thinkin’ how simple it was—none of this “sign a waiver” crap.

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We have over 20 VIP all-in-one massage rooms with exquisite decor and warm shower, we also have a standby generator. The charges per hour for services is Kshs 8, for full service, .

I’ve seen mad drama. Like one time, a client walked in all grump, like he hadn't slept since the Finnish winter started. I asked, “You alright, bud?” and they just mumbled, "This town is too damn peaceful, man!" Irony hit me hard then. And yeah, sometimes I feel like I'm the town's unofficial therapist, smoothing out worries like a Quentin Tarantino film after a violent scene, you know? Except, my scenes involve a lot of snark, typos, and a bit too much humor. I mean come on, life here is one big, unpredictable ride.

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